THE GIRLS IN 401
Welcome
make yourself at home.
It’s fun in here.
Meet everyone on the lease.


Jim was here.
Meet Jim
Jim is the OG (by one day) and he wants you to know it was HIS name first on the lease. He chases butterflies very slowly and snort-giggles when he catches one. It’s going to a PARTY in his belly. (Please don’t tell him.) He’s full of wisdom AND whimsy (Jim also wants you to know he invented that word before it was a word).
He never speaks words, but when he talks, which is a lot, it's an adorable almost cat-like gargled chatterbox. But that's just Jim and somehow we understand him. Because he's the wisest, whimsiest, most fearless, unfit leader of them all.
Snacks: chocolate potato milk · a single bite out of a cheese wedge · cheesy popcorn · disco pops
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Arny was here.
Meet Arny
Arny launched himself from a sparkling water factory’s carbon dioxide spigot and crash-landed at the Roomies’ picnic. Unlike Beau, he plans these things. He’ll ride a dolphin through the glitter ocean and catch a ride on a surfing seashell home. He makes his friends braver; they pull him back when he goes too far. He’s also really good at chess.
Snacks: flaming doughnuts · flaming trail mix · non-flaming disco pops
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Beau was here.
Meet Beau
Beau means well. But some of Beaus most well-intentioned ideas backfire. He’s just always getting into pickles, including actual pickles. He will accept being the butt of the joke as long as his friends are laughing. (or yell-screaming, in Jim’s case). He’s a wee bit of a people pleaser which he’s in therapy for. Please don’t mistake him for a sad boi though, Beau is committed to the bitment and smarter than us all and knows exactly what he’s doing. Minus the over people-pleasing.
Snacks: pickles · disco pops · water lilies
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Gus was here.
Meet Gus
Jim’s best friend and the Roomies’ voice of reason, Gus keeps everyone grounded without spoiling the fun. He’s physically slow as a motha-trucka, which can be frustrating when your brain is smart and fast. Until disco pops are involved, we thought disco pops were a common feed for these guys. Turns out if Gus gets one, you get TURBO GUS: 4 whole minutes at top speed. But the brain goes bye-bye.
Snacks: cherries · leaves · roasted cacti needles
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Wanna be roomies?
write us a little love note ♡
You’re always welcome in 401. ♡
